Ha! Ketauan deh!

Yak! Judulnya emang agak geje, tapi pengalaman gue kemaren lebih geje euy. Ceritanya nih, liburan ini kan gue sakit, jadilah terbaring di rumah gak kena matahari semingguan lebih fiuuh. Nah jadilah sekitar 2 hari yang lalu kayaknya, si tuan besar di rumah tetiba lupa kalo doi belom bayar pajak huakakakaka kocaaak pulang2 panik katanya lupa bayar yang seharusnya dari bulan November (lupanya 2 bulan :p) jadilah gue dititahkan untuk ke samsat buat bayar tuh pajak, ya itung-itung kena matahari 😀

Sebenernya agak males sih, males bangun pagi lebih tepatnya, kalo siang2 mah takut penuh ngantriii ih malesss, yaudah akhirnya Selasa kemarin gue bangun jam 7 pagi, ngulet-ngulet jam setengah 8 baru negakin badan hahahaha liat di internet bukanya jam 9, mager supeeer akhirnya jam 9 kurang dikit baru berangkat, mana mendung 😦 giliran gue keluar aje mendung, giliran gue di rumah aje panas hm! jalanannya macet mampet orang pada berangkat kerja.

Nyampe tempatnya kira-kira jam 10an kurang gt, terus gue kayak anak ilang, langsung nanya ke petugasnya, polwan sih dia ngejelasinnya singkat, padat dan jelas, to the point! nyampe ke lantai 4, jadi deh gue bingung mana udah banyak orang tapi gue nggak mau kena calo, jadi gue sok tau, nanya ke petugasnya katanya ke loket 1B, tp isi formulir dulu gt kan, nah udahan isi, gue bingung nggak ada tulisan 1B, gue jalan lah sampe ujung, di ujung nanya lagi, katanya ke loket 1B, di bawah TV, jeder! TVnya ada 2 bro, karena gue pemager, jadilah gue ke bawah TV yg paling deket ehehehe ._.v

Nah di bawah situ ada bapak2 pake kemeja putih, terjadilah percakapan anatara gue dan si bapak-kemeja-putih (BKP):

Gue : Pak, ini loket 1B kan ya?
BKP: Ada perlu apaan mbak? *gak menjawab pertanyaan*
Gue : Ini saya abis isi form terus kesini kan ya?
BKP: Surat2nya udah difotokopi?
Gue : Udah *sambil ngeluarin*
BKP: OH punya ibunya ya? Yaudah sini saya urusin
Gue : (dalem hati: kok soktaw banget ini orang bilang tuh punya emak gue, kenal juga kagak) iya pak, ini bener loket 1B kan?
BKP: Yaudah ini KTPnya pegang aja, tunggu aja ini saya urusin dulu. *liat kertas* oh rumahnya di Kuningan ya, banjir nggak? Rumah saya banjir nih, saya ngungsi rumah mbak aja yah. (dari belakang temennya nyautin “iya tuh kasian kebanjiran” *tapi nadanya ngeledek ganjen*)
Gue : *ambil KTP* (dalem hati: paan banget sih lo, udah tau di Kuningan masih nanya aje, yeelah ganjen bener udah bapak2 juga, kalo banjir ya ngungsi di pengungsian, ngape jadi rumah gue, kenal juga kagak, ketemu aje baru) *tampang gue mulai bete karena malah ditanya2 nggak jelas* *balik ke kursi tunggu* iya makasih pak.

(di sela-sela nunggu gue ngeliat si bapak lagi beranjak ke ruangan sebelahnya, kan kaca semua jadi keliatan, gue mondar mandir aja ngeliatin orang-orang tapi kok pada ngantri di bawah TV yg 1 lg ya, yaudahlah gue posthink terus. Terus gue denger orang-orang pada dipanggilin satu per satu pake speaker, kok gue nggak dipanggil-panggil yah, emang sih baru 5 menitan hehehehe maap BM.)

Setelah 10-15 menitan gue dipanggil sama si BKP, tapi ngga pake speaker, katanya udah selesai nih, wanjeer gue syockxx, cepet beneeer, terus kok gue ngga dipanggilin pake speaker biar kayak orang gaul yang lagi ngantri, ini si BKP malah manggilnya agak pelan. Gue br nyadar kalo itu bukan jalur resmi yang resmi, shiiiiiddddddddd, guoblogg beneeer. Terus gue dikasihlah si STNK, udah dimasukin ke plastik baru, dikasihin potokopinya juga, terus gue liat tulisannya 205.400 tapi itu BKP sambil cengar cengir bilang “ini udah jadi, 210.000” lah gue bengong, gue liatin tuh STNK, ah ngga segitu, gue liatin muka BKP, tp dia tambah cengar cengir kampret, gue tanya “ini udahan pak?” kata dia, “iya udahan udah jadi” gue bingung kok cepet banget jadinya, sedangkan orang2 masih ngantri namanya disebut, tapi yaudah gue bingung, mau ngelawan tapi takut diculik, secara si doi udah nyengar nyengir genit, oh gue mau cepet-cepet kabur keluarrrr, yaudah gue bayar, hup! langsung capcusssssss cyiiin. Pulang!

NB:
1. Jangan sok tau, nanyanya harus detil.
2. Jangan mager -___-
3. Waktu di sela-sela gue nunggu, gue sempet ditawarin kacang, iya kacang, sama temennya si BKP, ih gue ogah takut ada obat biusnya *maap agak lebay*
4. Selalu bawa uang lebih, untung duit gue gak kurang!!!
5. Waspadalah, waspadalah!

Mind

Happy Thursday! How’s life?

For sure, i’m a lil bit confused about what to write in this post. My activities these days, are just laying my body in the bed, waiting for the rain to stop. Agh i hate the situation when my mind and body stuck in one place. So, im doing this browsing things. Reading some articles, books or whatever in order to make my mind fresh and make a move! I found a web, thoughtcatalog.com, there’re sooo many articles which i found interesting, for me (and maybe for you too hoho)

Some articles are about stories, ideas, and voices that are unique, different. This time, i just wanna share some words, or can I say sentences that i quoted from the articles 😉

Irreplaceable doesn’t quite mean necessary, but when someone finds you irreplaceable, that means you and you alone, offer them something that NOBODY else amongst the billions of other people in this planet can. If it’s your jokes, they can meet other comedians. If it’s your advice, they can find amateur therapists. If it’s your happiness and love for life, there are other blissful people to hang out with. Yes, those people may be lovely, they may be similar to you or capable or imitating your ways, but there’s nobody who can be you, like you. – How To Be Irreplaceable, Christopher Hudspeth 



If you don’t take risks, your life will forever stay the same, which is fine. You prefer it that way. You don’t want to have to deal with any unexpected twists and turns, any switches in the narrative. You are determined to never lose control. You gave it away once and look how far it got you.
You find great comfort in the familiar, even though the familiar is actually what’s killing you. You are wrapping your arms around the very thing that’s going to cheat you out of everything. You should be fucking terrified. -The Fear of Getting Hurt Again, Ryan O’Connell


I hate you. Every time I see a couple walking down the street in that obnoxious, we-can’t-stand-to-be-separated-so-we-lock-arms-around-each-other’s-waists-and-block-the-whole-goddamn-sidewalk way, I vomit all over myself and scream internally. Okay, I don’t vomit, but I suddenly hate everything around me. I have to be like, “Excuse me, let me break up your family Christmas card photoshoot and push my way through with my giant cup of coffee and my dark, stinky aloneness. Sorry for bringing your day down with my presence, you can go back to your regularly scheduled “staring longingly into each other’s eyes” now. Ugh. -Dear Happy Couples: I Hate You, Charlotte Green  for me, it’s funny, and ugh, so true 😦

Please know that I’ll stop reaching out. I’ll stop making a fool of myself. I’ll stop being this person that I never wanted to be. I am working every day on making my life something beautiful and fresh and interesting, something that has nothing to do with you. And I hold nothing against you — even if I wish I could, even if that would make everything so much easier — but I know I can’t be around you. I’m working up the courage to phase you out of my life (and my mind) completely, so that one day you can enter and leave as any other pleasant acquaintance might. Because I’d love to just run into you in a grocery store one day and have a nice little chat about what we’ve been up to, then go about my day as if nothing happened. But right now, I know that I couldn’t. I know that seeing you unexpectedly would destroy me. One day, I will get there, though. I’ll be me again, and I’ll have forgotten this brief interlude of sorrow. I hope you meet me when I’m that person, so you can forget who I am today. – I Want To Forget, Charlotte Green (for any people who cannot move on, well i think this one might help)

Listen, you are determined. We’re going to keep thinking today sucks no matter what so we may as well commit to it and stop trying to push away those thick rain clouds. Okay, so. Today sucks. It sucks because we can’t control it — or hell, anything. It sucks because we have to be somewhere we don’t want to be. It sucks because we have errands and chores and responsibilities. It sucks because we have to get out of bed and it sucks because we don’t have anything to get out of bed for. There’s too much work to do. There’s not enough work — holy shit, how are you going to get paid? 
Do you get it? There’s always a reason today is going to suck. So maybe we just have to take that in our hearts, and know that, and move on from it immediately — like, as soon as we wake up. And then, once we’ve moved on, we’re past it and the day won’t suck anymore. Does that make sense? I don’t know I’m having a sucky day. -Today Sucks, Gaby Dunn 


I really don’t understand how “Call Me Maybe” ended up being such a hit song, considering everyone is deathly afraid of using the phone. We scream bloody murder every time our phone rings, sometimes even going so far as to smash it against the wall, and now we have some Canadian pop singer encouraging us to go up to a STRANGER (“Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy…”) and tell them to call us, like on their phone? Is this bitch INSANE? She’s clearly what they call a stage five clinger. I actually am experiencing so much second-hand embarrassment for Carly Rae Jepsen right now. I can’t believe she told someone to call her and then made a song about it. WOW. Very brave lady albeit sorely misguided. Have fun being single forever, I guess. Clearly you don’t know that calling someone is a major no-no, punishable to up to ten years of celibacy. You only call someone if a friend or family member has died and even then, you could still just text it. “Sarah died. I’ll text you later about it though. I’m in a movie right now.”
Also, don’t even think of Facebook chatting with them. Facebook chat is the lowest form of communication. The only people who do it are your best friend from the third grade and your aunt. Sending smoke signals would be cooler.
-5 Things You Aren’t Allowed To Do If You Have a Crush on Someone, Ryan O’Connell (SUPER FUNNY LOL)

Well, there’re some words that i quoted from the articles that i read, wish you enjoy! And share yours :))

All belongs to thoughtcatalog.com 😀

Super Late Post

Hello. How’s life? It’s so long time. Honestly, i really wanted to post, but my laptop adaptor’s broken fufufu so i can do nothing 😦

Paragraf pertama, gue lagi seneng! Alhamdulillah nilai-nilai di SIAK lagi berbaik hati tersenyum kepadakyuuh, padahal kayaknya semua matkul yang ada tuh ngeraba-raba banget nilainya, mana gue di kelas ga tau belajar apa, yang penting absen #tabok Waktu entry nilai tuh sampe tanggal 14 kemarin tapi sampe tanggal 13 malem, nilai yg baru nampang cuma SATU! Mana ada matkul PHP yang majang Not Published dari kapan tau tapi nggak dipublish-publish, ughh. Dan saat tanggal 14 itupun datang, semua nilai hadir tak diundang tiba-tiba bercucuran dulu-duluan nampang hahahaha sangat amat bersyukur nilainya seragam :”””) alhamdulillah ya Allah. Fanny janji gak akan bengong di kelas lagi huhuhu alhamdulillah juga IP semester 3 yg hectic ini bisa diselamatkan, bulan depan udah semester empat, berarti 3 semester lagi lulus yaaaayyyyy \m/ *padahalmasihlama*

Paragraf kedua, gue abis jalan-jalan dong. Refreshing hahaha honestly, ini ngga terencana, temen gue si Caca ngajakin ke Karimun Jawa, bertiga sama gue dan pacarnya *iyatauguegakpunyapacar* jadilah gue obat nyamuk hiks kemudian gue menyusun segalanya katanya Caca terserah gue aja gt, dan gue berpikir kalo ke Karjaw ga mungkin karena lagi musim ujan bumi gonjang ganjing mau ketelen ombak apa kalo nekat ke karjaw, yaudah ganti lagi ke Bali, nemu tiket murah eh gak kedapetan #sedih# mungkin emang bukan jodohnya ke Bali kali yak, yaudah gue usulkan aja ke Jogja, terus katanya “kan di Jogja ga ada apa2an fan?” dan dengan santainya gue jawab “di Jogja semuanya ada kok, lengkap, mau apaan?” anjiir sotoy setengah dewa banget hahahha jadilah diputuskan untuk ke Jogja, gue langsung pesen tiket ke si Ipul bandar tiket FISIP xD dan berangkat tanggal 5 Januari balik tanggal 10 Januari. Itu UAS mana 3 minggu, gue take home hampir semua, jadilah gue gak tenang selama UAS nungguin tanggal 5 lol
Dari bulan Juni kemarin pas gue ke Jogja, gue pengen beudzz ke pantai di sekitaran Gunungkidul tapi apa daya tangan tak sampai gue nggak tau jalan dan nggak bisa ngendarain motor 😦 jadilah gagal. Dan misi ke Jogja ini dikhususkan untuk ke pantai hahahah sampe kata ibu gue “kamu ngapain jauh-jauh ke pantai di Jogja? Ancol aja situ deket……” guepun langsung diem sok cool. Aduh fokus fokus.
Sampe lah tanggal 5 oiii, berangkat naik kereta Bengawan, di kereta asyik walaupun kursinya 90 derajat :”( tapi di samping kita ada ibu-ibu baik hati tidak sombong yang bawa 3 bocah, baru tuh kereta jalan udah buka bekel euy, semuanya ada, sebutin aje hahaha mulai dari popmi popmian, air panas, permen, susu, gelas, piring, nasi, cikicikian, lengkap! itu udah kayak dapur dan kulkas dari rumah pindah ke gerbong kereta dan kita ditawarin makanan walaupun sok sok kita tolak padahal pengen abisan ngga enak kalo tuh bocah pada kelaperan tengah malem gara2 gue makanin kan gaswat , jadilah gue bersifat arif bijaksana O:) jam 11an langsung gue telen tuh Antimo biar tidur, tapi apa daya gue kelaperan sampai muncullah malaikat yang berwujud ibu ibu jualan pecel, langsung beli, waaaaks pedes beneeeer. Bolak balik wc gara2 minum kebanyakan, nasib-nasib, untungnya ngga lama abis makan langsung ngantuk, tidur deeeeh (gimana ngga mau melar abis makan tidur? *liat timbangan*)
Tiba-tiba udah subuh aja, nyampe deh jam 6, telat setengah jam huft nelpon temen Caca trs ke kosan dia naik taksi, sialan tukang taksinya mana nggak mau pake argo, udah gitu diturunin kejauhan, kamseupaaaay, nggak lagi-lagi naik taksi berabangjutek dan nyebelin, bagasinya kotor tas gue kena oli T____T udah gitu naik transjogja pas turun, sepatu gue langsung jebol gabisa dipake Y____Y untung bawa sendal jepit hiks ini baru nyampe kok cobaannya berat banget siiih.

Intinyaaaaaa nih di Jogja, it was soooo fun! Cant describe it by words. Meeting new people, new experiences, new atmospheres, widening the way of thinking. Walaupun ujan terus ga ada obat ujannya, tapi karena banyak orang jadi seneng-seneng aja dehh hehehe walaupun nyampe rumah langsung tepar gak boleh lanjut jalan-jalan lagi *dadada sama tiket Malang* tapi its all worthed! Gahhh i wanna share my stories but some words just end up stuck in my head. I think it’s easier to tell it directly heheh since im not a writer, but a story teller 😀

Terima kasih yang sebesar-besarnya untuk Allah SWT yang mengizinkan Fanny untuk bisa jalan-jalan. Dan geng keren nan gaul, Caca, Angga, Mas Deli, Mas Eka, Mas Ajo, Mas Anjar, Deka, Dipa, Dinto. Peluk dari Jakartaaaaaa {}{}kapan-kapan main bareng lagi yaaaaa

 Sedikit gambar-gambar lucu mudah-mudahan ngga eneg ngeliatnya ._.v (semua foto dijepret sama Mas Deli dan Mas Eka)

 Di depan gua pindul tapi ngga masuk *miris*

 Ini alasan kita nggak masuk Y___Y

 Mas Eka seakan jadi tour guidenya :”)

Teteeeup foto-foto biar gayaaa

 
Iya apa stey gue tau kok homstey itu rumah istirahat :””)

 Waini! 5 jam euy demi kesini, walaupun ngga dapet sunset hiks

 Caca, Fanny, Angga

 Fanny ngga kerasa difoto, tiba-tiba udah jadi foto hahaha mayaan nampang dikit

 Ombaknya weeeeii ngga nyanteeeeeee. Semua pasir masuk ke seluruh anggota badan huakakaka

 Ini yang menyebabkan si mentari ngga mau ngeliatin dikit mukanya ke kitaaa Y___Y

 Si Mas Deli lagi meriang, ditemenin mas Eka (ketularan nggak yah ._.)

 Bukit Bintangggg, kita mamam dicinii abis dari pantai, warung dan rumah si abang jualannya beda kabupaten LOL

Perkedel yang sangat menggiurkan seumur hidup, sayangnya saat itu udah diatas jam 10, ngga boleh mamam lagiii

Sampai berjumpaaa!!!

Good morning and good night
I’ll wake up at twilight
It’s gonna be alright
We don’t even have to try
It’s always a good time

Doesn’t matter when
It’s always a good time then
Doesn’t matter where
It’s always a good time there

Good Time – Owl City

Cause I remember every sunset
I remember every word you said
We were never gonna say goodbye
Singing la-da-da-da-da
Tell me how to get back to
Back to summer paradise with you
And I’ll be there in a heartbeat
Oh-oh
I’ll be there in a heartbeat
Oh-oh


And I’d give away a thousand days, oh
Just to have another one with you
What’d you say
Well real life can wait
(it can wait)
We’re crashing like waves
(uh-huh)
We’re playing in the sand
(me and you)

Summer Paradise – Simple Plan